Third Time's the HARM!

So Chris Brown was on GMA this morning and Robin Roberts decides 2 years later to ask him about Rhianna.  But she asked him not 1, not 2, but 3 times...
Here's the video:

And here's the aftermath:

TMZ was ON IT!

Here's the repair....

He needs INTENSE therapy & a time OUT from the industry!

Abominable Abdominals

I just have one question.... WHY!??!
I mean dude's not doing anything else... he can't bust a crunch or 50??
This is the most ridiculous thing I have seen in a WHILE!

C'MON HEATHCLIFF....

We're declaring a State of Emergency on some recent "Old Head
B!TCH@$$NE$$" Why Mr. Cosby are you acting like a common hoodlum? According to Russell Simmons' blog on Global Grind, Bill Cosby is still salty with him for his comments about Bill being too judgemental of blacks - rappers in particular during his State of Emergency Project, back in 2009.
The niggerish antics ensued at the Jackie Robinson Annual Awards Dinner.

"....I wanted to find him to apologize, to tell him I was sorry about my statements and to tell him that I loved him. Suddenly I turned and he was behind the curtain and I said “I love you” and he responded on some real hip-hop, “Get the f*ck out my face!His next move was straight up old school pre b-boy hood shit. He walked by me and bumped me with his shoulder as I walked off stage after presenting my award to Sean [...] I then loved him even more....."

Really William? Really? So you just gonna bump that man? You know what Bill Cosby your old ass is truly something else!

C'MON SON! How can you not love this guy???????????

The FIRST Annual OnBlast Awards

Awards season is NOT over!

This was a LOOOONG time coming because SOME people don't know how to use the Google it seems. But I digress, The Committe of OnBlast presents: 

The 2011 OnBlast Awards!
Please note that some language may be offensive & some may be funny. Read with caution & an open mind.

Our first category....Sit Down, Trick 

This is for the people we were SO over seeing on our tvs!

Rhianna - she's dyed her hair, she's run her mouth, she's shown her tail... not it's time to take a seat

Amber Rose - I'm sorry, what or who was she before Kanye?

Beyonce - Do you realize she only has like 2 albums. And she wants to claim Icon status???

Sarah Palin - She is everywhere, commenting on everything & knowing NOTHING!

Kim Kardashian - If she gets anymore work done to her face, she'll be on the too much plastic surgery scale somewhere between Joan Rivers & the CAT LADY herself:

Mistaken Identity?

It seems as if the nosy web has made its way into Bobbi Kristina's personal space.... following in the footsteps of Mommy and Daddy?

Crack is whack, booboo...

Quote Of The Day

"There was an incident years ago where everyone thought I hit her. I was trying to contain her. I had her arms and we both went down to the ground. Her initials are B.A., I'll give you that much. I don't want to make the whole thing about her. I felt terrible and delivered her to a plastic surgeon and everybody said I hit her and no.... I feel bad about that one. She was attacking me, though, with, like a, a small fork. Like a cocktail fork. And she had it with her, that was the weird part. What was she doing with, like, a shrimp fork in her purse? She stole it, clearly. From a buffet.”

-Charlie Sheen

New Dancing With the Stars Cast for 2011

So here they are, the new cast of Dancing with the Stars... I will definitely be watching & I know exactly who I want to see go FIRST!

1. Kirstie Alley- LOVE! Cannot wait. I think I was one of the 75 people that ADORED Fat Actress & wanted more. AND I love the dress she's wearing in the shot above.
2. Mike Catherwood- Co-host of Loveline. ummm WHO!??! Based on what I heard the last time I even HEARD Loveline I am much much too educated & informed & way too old for this show. So i have NO idea who he is. Alls I know is he needs to get the boot FIRST! Ta-Ta & Sayonara!
3. Chris Jerhico- MEH! I'm not big on wrestling, but I know the name. Is he the first Wrestler on this show? Someone Google that for me, I'm much much to busy right now.
4. Sugar Ray Leonard- YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS! I'm pulling for him to win & not just because he came to my house once when I was little... HA! ok so that's exactly why!
5. Romeo Miller- He's not Lil anymore... that's all imma say about that!
6. Petra Nemcova- Her fiance was killed in the 2004 Indian Ocean disaster. Good for her!
7. Chelsea Kane- who? yeah... whatever...
8. Hines Ward- MVP of Super Bowl XL. He better bring it!
9. Kendra Wilkinson- oh NO! I am sooo over her. Her 15 minutes aren't up YET? or is she in overtime!?!?!
10. Wendy Williams- I LOVE HER! I've seen her show live several times & hope to make that happen again when the weather warms up. But who will her partner be cuz she is TALLLLLLLLLLL! lol

Oscar Smoscar: Fashion Critique

I didn't even bother watching the Oscars. But I did watch the Red Carpet on ABC with Tim Gunn & the gorgeous Robin Roberts... But here is some of what I saw...
(photos from Yahoo)
 

Melissa Leo- Are these doilies? Sewn together doilies from MeeMaw's table!

 

Mila Kunis- It's kind of cute, kind of nightgowny!

Hailee Steinfeld- She supposedly designed her own dress... it's a little Swan Lake-ish... a little 50's prom dressish... Definitely age appropriate.

Jennifer Hudson- *squints & turns head to the side* Is that a lacefront?

Warren & Annette- They do favor... They've been together for 19 years, that's like 50 years in Hollywood time.

 

Gwenyth Paltrow-I can see her support, I think. Where is her boo Beyonce'?

Nicole Kidman- I'm not even sure what I am looking at here. But I do see that there is a thread that tried to escape the madness there in the carpet in front of her.

Sandra Bullock- We LOVE her... but this is just an ok look here.

Halle Berry- LOVE the top of the dress, but toward the bottom, it reminds me of unraveled toilet paper... or something...

Natalie Portman- Best Actress winner! LOVE this dress... much better than her other red carpet maternity wear.

Helena Bonham Carter- I'm convinced she's really a witch... she is too good at being SO creepy!

Scarlett Johansson- What is up with that HAIR!!!?!??! Is that a Flowbee cut? I know a girl that pays about $35 for wigs that look JUST like that within 24 hours of her owning it. I hope Scarlett didn't pay more than that for this hair. Itsamess!

Jacki Weaver- THIS dress is not appropriate for her body. I makes her look ummm, for lack of a better word... dwarfy... WAIT, IS she a dwarf?? *looks around*

Florence of Florence and the Machine- I'm still mad at her for what she did to Aretha's song. Ummm, is this the same dress she had on then??? This is me giving her the side eye: >_>

Cate Blanchett- She looks like something that came to life in Beauty & the Beast. She is the chambermaid slash wall hanging, chair molding & wainscoating. Givenchy or not... I don't dig it!

Ashlan Gorse- Say it with me: The Oscars are NOT the prom... look at the camera woman back there she is super fresh.

Hilary Swank- haven't we seen this style dress before on someone else?

Christian Bale- That ish on your chin has some ish on its chin! This looks like a bad make-up job...

Sharon Stone- This picture is worth a thousand words... most of which are NO! NO! NO! & AAARRRRRGH!

Zachary Levi- What shade of Studio Fix are you wearing, hunny? Cuz it's ALL WRONG! He showed up looking casket fresh! :-/

Jesse Eisenberg- I love most of his movies, but I have ONE question: Why does he ALWAYS look DAMP!

Giorgos Lanthimos & Aggeliki Papoulia- Not sure WHAT look they were going for here... disinterested, stoic, or WHAT! Either way they look hungry!

The Bridgeses (is that correct? it is today!) look like they pulled a Scarlett O'Hara & had their dresses made from the drapes....

Robin Roberts- The most beautiful woman at the OSCARS. She's the only reason I watched the red carpet on ABC! She recovered from breast cancer with such grace!

Nelly & Kelly: The Sequel

Nelly & Kelly Rowland are in Cancun, Mexico shooting their video for “Gone.” This is the follow up to their
other song Dilemma.

Wack Couple Alert: Eva & Flo

Really, you left Fine chocolatey Lane Gross for this... OH!
Eva Pigford and Flo Rida coupled up in Beverly Hills.

Gut Full of Human: Alyssa Milano

So it appears that Ms. Alyssa Milano is knocked up.
These pictures are from the Los Angeles premiere of “Hall Pass” a few nights ago.