I didn't even bother watching the Oscars. But I did watch the Red Carpet on ABC with Tim Gunn & the gorgeous Robin Roberts... But here is some of what I saw...
(photos from Yahoo)
(photos from Yahoo)
Melissa Leo- Are these doilies? Sewn together doilies from MeeMaw's table!
Mila Kunis- It's kind of cute, kind of nightgowny!
Hailee Steinfeld- She supposedly designed her own dress... it's a little Swan Lake-ish... a little 50's prom dressish... Definitely age appropriate.
Jennifer Hudson- *squints & turns head to the side* Is that a lacefront?
Warren & Annette- They do favor... They've been together for 19 years, that's like 50 years in Hollywood time.
Gwenyth Paltrow-I can see her support, I think. Where is her boo Beyonce'?
Nicole Kidman- I'm not even sure what I am looking at here. But I do see that there is a thread that tried to escape the madness there in the carpet in front of her.
Sandra Bullock- We LOVE her... but this is just an ok look here.
Halle Berry- LOVE the top of the dress, but toward the bottom, it reminds me of unraveled toilet paper... or something...
Natalie Portman- Best Actress winner! LOVE this dress... much better than her other red carpet maternity wear.
Helena Bonham Carter- I'm convinced she's really a witch... she is too good at being SO creepy!
Scarlett Johansson- What is up with that HAIR!!!?!??! Is that a Flowbee cut? I know a girl that pays about $35 for wigs that look JUST like that within 24 hours of her owning it. I hope Scarlett didn't pay more than that for this hair. Itsamess!
Jacki Weaver- THIS dress is not appropriate for her body. I makes her look ummm, for lack of a better word... dwarfy... WAIT, IS she a dwarf?? *looks around*
Florence of Florence and the Machine- I'm still mad at her for what she did to Aretha's song. Ummm, is this the same dress she had on then??? This is me giving her the side eye: >_>
Cate Blanchett- She looks like something that came to life in Beauty & the Beast. She is the chambermaid slash wall hanging, chair molding & wainscoating. Givenchy or not... I don't dig it!
Ashlan Gorse- Say it with me: The Oscars are NOT the prom... look at the camera woman back there she is super fresh.
Hilary Swank- haven't we seen this style dress before on someone else?
Christian Bale- That ish on your chin has some ish on its chin! This looks like a bad make-up job...
Sharon Stone- This picture is worth a thousand words... most of which are NO! NO! NO! & AAARRRRRGH!
Zachary Levi- What shade of Studio Fix are you wearing, hunny? Cuz it's ALL WRONG! He showed up looking casket fresh! :-/
Jesse Eisenberg- I love most of his movies, but I have ONE question: Why does he ALWAYS look DAMP!
Giorgos Lanthimos & Aggeliki Papoulia- Not sure WHAT look they were going for here... disinterested, stoic, or WHAT! Either way they look hungry!
The Bridgeses (is that correct? it is today!) look like they pulled a Scarlett O'Hara & had their dresses made from the drapes....
Robin Roberts- The most beautiful woman at the OSCARS. She's the only reason I watched the red carpet on ABC! She recovered from breast cancer with such grace!
Jennifer is our boo, but her boobs need some inflatin'!! I HATE how her boobs look in her outfits as of late. Congrats on the weight-loss...you look fab, but handle those tittays post haste!! Nicole Kidman...awwwwww, poor thing. Here's the needle...get on with it already. You're completely fed-up with this "life" thing, and it shows! Finally, I saw True Grit, and it was FRIGGIN AWESOME!! That young girl who starred in it was fabulous, and she's cute in real life. Her Oscar dress, however, looked like it had staphylococcus growing on it. I was DISTRACTED!
ReplyDeleteYes! She's got pancakes up there... Poor Sharon Stone... it's a tragedy... you can see the progression from it girl to bat shit crazy.... halle pay attention, you're next
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