I didn't even bother watching the Oscars. But I did watch the Red Carpet on ABC with Tim Gunn & the gorgeous Robin Roberts... But here is some of what I saw...
(photos from Yahoo)
(photos from Yahoo)
Melissa Leo- Are these doilies? Sewn together doilies from MeeMaw's table!
Mila Kunis- It's kind of cute, kind of nightgowny!
Hailee Steinfeld- She supposedly designed her own dress... it's a little Swan Lake-ish... a little 50's prom dressish... Definitely age appropriate.
Jennifer Hudson- *squints & turns head to the side* Is that a lacefront?
Warren & Annette- They do favor... They've been together for 19 years, that's like 50 years in Hollywood time.
Gwenyth Paltrow-I can see her support, I think. Where is her boo Beyonce'?
Nicole Kidman- I'm not even sure what I am looking at here. But I do see that there is a thread that tried to escape the madness there in the carpet in front of her.
Sandra Bullock- We LOVE her... but this is just an ok look here.
Halle Berry- LOVE the top of the dress, but toward the bottom, it reminds me of unraveled toilet paper... or something...
Natalie Portman- Best Actress winner! LOVE this dress... much better than her other red carpet maternity wear.
Helena Bonham Carter- I'm convinced she's really a witch... she is too good at being SO creepy!
Scarlett Johansson- What is up with that HAIR!!!?!??! Is that a Flowbee cut? I know a girl that pays about $35 for wigs that look JUST like that within 24 hours of her owning it. I hope Scarlett didn't pay more than that for this hair. Itsamess!
Jacki Weaver- THIS dress is not appropriate for her body. I makes her look ummm, for lack of a better word... dwarfy... WAIT, IS she a dwarf?? *looks around*
Florence of Florence and the Machine- I'm still mad at her for what she did to Aretha's song. Ummm, is this the same dress she had on then??? This is me giving her the side eye: >_>
Cate Blanchett- She looks like something that came to life in Beauty & the Beast. She is the chambermaid slash wall hanging, chair molding & wainscoating. Givenchy or not... I don't dig it!
Ashlan Gorse- Say it with me: The Oscars are NOT the prom... look at the camera woman back there she is super fresh.
Hilary Swank- haven't we seen this style dress before on someone else?
Christian Bale- That ish on your chin has some ish on its chin! This looks like a bad make-up job...
Sharon Stone- This picture is worth a thousand words... most of which are NO! NO! NO! & AAARRRRRGH!
Zachary Levi- What shade of Studio Fix are you wearing, hunny? Cuz it's ALL WRONG! He showed up looking casket fresh! :-/
Jesse Eisenberg- I love most of his movies, but I have ONE question: Why does he ALWAYS look DAMP!
Giorgos Lanthimos & Aggeliki Papoulia- Not sure WHAT look they were going for here... disinterested, stoic, or WHAT! Either way they look hungry!
The Bridgeses (is that correct? it is today!) look like they pulled a Scarlett O'Hara & had their dresses made from the drapes....
Robin Roberts- The most beautiful woman at the OSCARS. She's the only reason I watched the red carpet on ABC! She recovered from breast cancer with such grace!
